DC EARTHQUAKE

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CNN coverage of the DC earthquake. A man wearing a turban walks into the shot while the camera is rolling and ends ups standing there for ages talking on his phone.

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Dininiful:  I feel sorry those kind of Americans who are always freaking out about terrorists when something happens.

Tree falls down. ”Terrorists!”

Train passes by. “Terrorists!”

Phone rings in public. “Terrorists!”

Someone farted. “Terrorists!”

BUDGETFREE:  Is it just me or is the man in the turban quite handsome?

jojoinhere:  gotta love the Sikh

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pghaley:  I hope everyone on this thread knows that man in turban is not an Arab or a Muslim…He in fact actually is a Sikh a religion from India that has nothing to do with Islam

Sherpunjabiputter:  this guy is Sikh, not a Muslim. Even if it was a Muslim, It doesnt mean hes a terrorist. jeez.

***MY FINAL THOUGHTS***

Looking over the various comments made about this video it is quite interesting to see how quickly people label this man  as a terrorist!  I guess “DININIFUL” is correct, when he says that when someone farts, just blame it on the TERRORISTS!!  You’ve got to admire the gentleman in the video, he even gives a little wave to the camera.  May his brazen attitude bring him internet fame and a place in the annals of dum youtube videos.

HOW TO DEACTIVATE A DOG

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A dog remains completely motionless after its owner puts a paper bag over its head.  The dog remains completely still untill it is removed.

Uploaded by ”pdelape”

YOUTUBE COMMENTS

itzWiLLiaM: Nice, but how to activate back? My dog still not responding.

pdelape: ctl + alt + del

joaoluizsn: i think he’s dead bro.

markiko004:  Can someone post a video about how to deactivate a woman?

reping12:  I did this on me, now i cant move

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itzWiLLiam:  Nice, but how to activate back? My dog still not responding.

(REPLY) pdelape:  ctl + alt + del

***AND JUST TO PROVE SENSELESS AND IGNORANT RACISM STILL EXISTS***

faqdajews:  can you make a video how to deactivate black people and jews?

 

 

WORLD’S RAREST ANIMAL

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The Galapagos islands in ecuador is home to lonesome George, a 100 year old giant tortoise. As the last Pinta island tortoise he is under a lot of pressure to have some kids but has not been in the mood for sex for quite some time!

Uploaded by ‘uzoouk’

YOUTUBE COMMENTS

Ownage977:  HOW DARE YOU FILM MY GRANDMA?

ipinga:  the 100-year old virgin… so sad

happyking9:  So if some idiot were to kill George could he get tried for genocide?

MrEzpz:  George is like “im trying to get me some tortoise tail but with the time it takes to catch up to her my boner is long gone”….poor george thats the story of my life

ballsackTbager:  I am turtle jerker from India, I offer my services to relieve your turtle for a price of 50,000 rupies, please respond.

Sporemin:  I think he needs some Viagra.

nycasisters:  Greetings all, im interested in obtaining a pet tortoise. I was just wondering if these animals bask in their feces? If so please in explain in depth so these animals will receive the proper care.

carlos121893: They need to jack that tortis off and get some sperm and inject it into a girl tortis..

randomintrestsperson:  Mabey the tortis is gay?

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geocioncan:  why r they always named george? i am george :(

Lightray110:  He’s like a Brontosarus with a shell. Cool.

 

KATY PERRY – E.T. FT. KANYE WEST

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Music video by Katy Perry feat. Kanye West performing E.T.

Uploaded by ‘KatyPerryVEVO’

YOUTUBE COMMENTS

xAnubhax:  What does extra-teresstial mean?

1996fezz:   This hooker looks so ugly i swear

halflifeproductionz:  damn i love the song and the video is artistic masturbation to for my eyes!!! go katy perry.

xScaredMomentsx:  is that a black guy with blonde hair colored white? O.o

(REPLY) Moreaccounts1:  umm no its an albino :/

Gravemaker9036:  something tells me there are aliens out there somewhwere watching this saying “WTF IS THIS” ( dont get me wrong the song is nice but man this vid is weird)

snails40:  man i tripped on my balls when listening to this song…friggin illuminati music talks about f**king aliens, abductions, control over humanity, DNA manipulation, diffirent dimensions.  Aliens bein the devil or angel.  I believe they try to tell us something here…  With all the revelations lately regarding bible research and UFO research.  We only know what we have to know…

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HDFootballMatches:  100 LIKES AND ILL RUN NAKED DOWN THE HALLS ON THE FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL + ILL VIDEO TAPE!! AND POST ON YOUTUBE!! YOU MUST SUBSCRIBE THOUGH IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT!

Liszka0:  one m0:00re time!!!

 

I DON’T LIKE YOU MOMMY

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Kid tells his mommy he doesn’t like her.

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***WARNING***  EXTREME PSYCOPATH COMMENTS

Sakoses:  f**king c**t, if my son said that i would kill him with a chainsaw, then paint the wall with his blood, and drink some.

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Glamourkills25:  Okay calm down he’s just a kid and has no idea whatsoever of what he is saying, your comment is unnecessary and truthfully makes me fear for your child and our children.

MyCobragirl:  Sakoses is an idiot…he’s probably a child predator…

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MrsMadD168:  I feel ya little kid :p i only like my mom when she gives me cookies too :D

 

FAT KID ON ROLLERCOASTER

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A fat kid gets stuck on a rollercoaster.

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evanblake47:  No worries kid your man boobs and 5th chan are saving you from falling

FlammableDonkey:  He’s gotta be the fattest fat who ever fatted.

AmazingBeast1231:  Bacon Grease Was Like Spilling Out.

undisputed4life:  It’s funny, because he’s fat.

nadoeloiskat:  Why when the fat people get hurt you dont feel sorry for them but wish even more pain to them. You can always laugh at the porky fatass, that’s the rule of the universe.

baseballballs:  sometimes being fat can save lives….sometimes

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AmboynnnL:  i would punch that old ugly chick in the face for not helping him whether hes fat of skinney he has a heart and feelings

MICHAEL JACKSON – BAD

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The legendary 1987 title music video from Michael Jackson’s ‘BAD’ album.

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gardblake:  im glad he is dead, he sucks

(REPLY) gagagodd:  at least he is king of pop and ur nothing but a motherf**ker. why not go die and everyone would be happy including ur mom.

gardblake:  go f**k yourself bitch

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VelvetxRevolverx:  I love how his music videos are more like short films, rather than him just singing with sh*t going on around him

 

INTERACTIVE *FINAL DESTINATION* SPOOF – START HERE!

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Comedy sketch.  A bunch of friends cheat death and wonder if they will be killed off by the grim reaper like in the ‘final destination’ movies.

Uploaded by ‘ShaneDawsonTV’

YOUTUBE COMMENTS

tadm123: thanks dumbasses for making him richer with your views

(REPLY) NoinNoinNoin: You really think Shane makes videos for money? I guess you are just 7 years old and the only thing you think is funny is Teletubbies

joshpugfan: why the f**k do you click it if you dont watch it? Too spread your gay ass comments around? Get a life kid.

(REPLY) tadm123: to spread awareness of dumbasses like you, get a life lol bet you spend half of your day rewatching these shitty videos

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opendoorproductions:  DO NOT PICK MAMMOGRAM D;

 

NATTLIV – SWEDISH HOSTESS THROWS UP ON LIVE TV!

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Swedish hostess Eva Nazemson accidentally vomiting in the middle of the live-tv game show ‘Nattliv’ on national television (TV4 plus).

After throwing up she tells the caller that she is on her period right now and talks over and over about her period problems.

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YOUTUBE COMMENTS

Marsupilami93: i find this hard to masturbate to

wiseidiot5763: She’s probably purged so many times that she doesn’t even need to use her finger anymore. It just comes instinctually.

 

*and here’s one way to cross the language barrier –

cepera1978: да мне как то всёравно как вы говорите, я свои комменты травлю для тех кто читать умеет

kimberleymarie21990: Speak English you dirty pagan bitch.

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Petegrin1:

Translated

girl: Hello. Guy: Hello. Girl:whats your name?. Guy: Niklas. Girl: Hello Niklas, whats your answer?. guy:(saying hes awnser). Girl: (throughs up) Woaw i have to tell you, I have menstrual pain. this is on live TV so anything can happen sp im apologizing but i Do have menstrual pain and that can make you feel really ill (laughing) so whats your answer? guy: (saying the answer). Girl: lets try, No it was not the right answer.

sry, limmited words on youtube, cant write more.

 

REPORTER GOES GHETTO

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A black news reporter suddenly ‘goes ghetto’ after an insect flies into his mouth.

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therulersson: he was white until… 0:04

AbduCola: He literally went from the whitest black man I’ve ever seen to the blackest black man I’ve ever seen

RAMENn00dleb0y: from Harvard to Harlem in .2 seconds

Sonyag1: Zero to ghetto in 2.8 seconds……

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Neoninja2:  Morgan Freeman to Samual L Jackson in 5 seconds

TheSkateShack:  We never did find out what happened on that thursday at Augusta High School that led to Chris Wood’s death.